Quotes from Professor Delp:

• "If you want to do that you can...but I have a feeling you will be back here in the fall." - April 27, 2004
• "Can we turn the lights down? So I can fall asleep?" - April 13, 2004
• "You have to realize, I know very little about Matlab. Thank God." - March 9, 2004
• "I want to meet Mookie." - March 9, 2004
• "How come you're the team leader and we ain't got no stinking comic?" - March 9, 2004
• "What's a team bucket?" - March 9, 2004
• "If I don't know what it means, then by definition it doesn't mean anything." - February 17, 2004
• "Do not push where it says, 'Do not push.'" - February 3, 2004
• "I will try to minimize the amount of BULLSHIT that you have to do!" - January 13, 2004
• "Let Professor Delp say something very sexist." - November 4, 2003
• "You can go look up the definition of pissed off...and you will find my face there!" - October 28, 2003
• "This will be locked until the sun dies!" - October 28, 2003
• On the "ITaP guys" - They're "horse's asses." - October 7, 2003
• "Maybe I should join SWE." - September 23, 2003
• "You know what the problem with France is? They have French people there." - September 23, 2003
• On Microsoft Windows - "Virus NT." - August 26, 2003
• On Bill Gates - "He's a little flakey." - August 26, 2003
• "What the hell is the LEGO team?!" - April 8, 2003
• "I want a woman with a British accent." - April 1, 2003
• "The bird is the word." - March 4, 2003
• "...or I'll turn the laser on you." - February 11, 2003